awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

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suctioning:

Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs*
Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs

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riverscare:

riverscare:

I’d say that’s a hell of a spoopy crack in my pumpkin.

UPDATE: A KID JUST CAME BY AND POINTED AT THE PUMPKIN SAYING “PWISONOH ZEWO HAS ESCAPED PWISONOH ZEWO HAS ESCAPED” AND I GAVE HIM LIKE 25 PACKETS OF M&MS

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dean-loves-sammy:

We’re the celebrities and they’re the fangirls.

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Things people with Social Anxiety do

survivide:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

•Don’t buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating. 

mentally stable person: you can't let your mental illnesses stop you from doing stuff
me: .....

I want to _____ you.

ugh-bands-singers-life:

barriz99:

nicodianeglo:

bruisedbrat:

tillylikestroye:

the-winchester-initiative:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

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I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

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I won’t get any but I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing

PLEASE, DO IT

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last time was fun

Doubt I’ll get any tbh 😂

Probably won’t get any but whatever.

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spookysmashingyounghero:

brokendildo:

my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants

oh my gOD

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

my new favorite pickup line is “so gay marriage is legal in north carolina now” 

andrewbreitel:

reblog if ur a fuckin piece of shit

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My heart talks about nothing but you.
— Albert Camus, The Just (via petrichour)
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